Show Notes Audio used in this podcast: Derailed Trains intro: "Vampire Snap" by Joshua Morse, remixed from Castlevania OST. http://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01927 Story School intro: “Fanfarria” from L’Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi. https://archive.org/details/FanfarriaMonteverdi Soundtrack intro: “Johnny’s Got the Funk” by Anti-Syne, remixed from Final Fantasy VI OST. http://ff6.ocremix.org Soundtrack feature 1: “Evisceration” by Flexstyle, remixed from Final Fantasy VI OST. https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03331 Challenge Accepted intro: “Half Dome Short” from Garage Band library. Soundtrack feature 2: “American Wheels of Wonder” by Mazedude, remixed from Myst 3 OST. https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01749 Podcast logo by Dave Hulteen of davehulteendesign.com Special Thanks to Janelle Deal and Natasha Hayden for their indulgence, and to our listeners for their patience. In the midst of a middling, mid-sized condomidium in Middletown (somewhere in Middle-America), Mr. Middleton (a middleman who was a middle-aged middle-child of the middle class) mentored a Middle-eastern middle schooler not to be too mid.