Ezra Jupe

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The horse topped the steep rise, but the mountains that hemmed in Wind River Valley rose even higher. A faint breeze lightened the intense heat. The rider halted the horse, wiped the sweat from his face with a stiff handkerchief, and scanned the surroundings.

He found the shack above him, settled on a small patch of flat land. A fence of wire and sun-rotted wood protected it. A few chickens noisily went about their business.

Urging the horse forward, the rider ascended the final slope, which was long and gradual, looking for some sign of habitation. At the fence he dismounted, touching his breast unconsciously where a travel-worn letter waited inside his shirt. A goat peered disinterestedly at him then returned to the sparse brush.

“Hello?”

A sort of angry growl, like the rumble of a stomach, seemed to answer. The rider stepped past the missing gate, toward the shack. The roof had fallen in at a corner. A clatter and a string of curses erupted from the dark and empty window.

“My name is Luke Hannigan,” said the rider. “I—”

“Go away!”

Luke stopped. The voice held murder in its tone. He knew because he had encountered such men before. It was not enough to deter him. “I have a letter from your brother.”

“Fool! Idiot! Devil take him! I—” A hacking cough exploded into the air, throttling the voice and managing to startle the goat. Luke hurried forward. The man could not find his breath between the convulsions of his lungs. Luke dared not enter, lest the man held a gun, but he stuck his head through the empty casement of the window.

The man sprawled upon a cot, shuddering beneath the force of his hacking, his beard matted, his clothes filthy. A pistol lay discarded on the ground nearby, perhaps flung aside as the coughing fit began. Luke kept an eye on the gun, but presented the letter silently and waited for the man to recover.

So this is Ezra Jupe, he thought.

“This is a fine joke,” Ezra managed, a few aftershocks wracking his frame. “He knows I am dying and wants to have the last laugh. Shoulda put a bullet between his eyes when I had a chance.”

“Your brother is dead.”

“The last laugh for certain, then. What does the letter say?”

“I have not read it. It is meant for you.”

“And who are you?” He spat.

“A comrade in arms.”

“So he got caught up in the war, huh? Knew he’d get a bullet in the head one way or ‘nother. Even he wasn’t thick-skulled enough to stop a bit of metal from blasting his brains out.”

“He was a good man. He saved my life.”

Ezra’s laughter started another coughing fit.

“Should I bring a doctor?” Luke asked.

“What for? I’m dying.”

“Perhaps the Lord will see fit to heal you.”

“Perhaps the Lord will see fit to release a mighty fart from on high.”

Luke entered the house. It smelled of urine and sweat. He held out the letter again. “I have come from Virginia bearing this letter.”

“Throw it in the fire. It’ll keep me warm tonight.”

“I will not leave until you have read it. I gave my word to your brother.”

Ezra eyed him for a long moment, and then struggled to sit up, refusing Luke’s assistance. He snatched the letter, opened it, and began to read slowly, mouthing the words. Luke turned away to give Ezra a modicum of privacy. The interior of the shack was bare except for heaps of debris. Winged ants swarmed over the walls.

Luke turned back toward Ezra, who quickly passed his hand across his eyes. “Who wrote this?”

“Your brother.”

“You saw him write it?”

“Yes, the night before he died. He asked me to wait with him. He seemed agitated. He…he had a premonition of what was about to happen.”

“Why are you still here? I’ve read it. Go away.”

After a moment, Luke nodded. “Yes, you are right. I have done my duty.” He hesitated. His curiosity was unslaked. “I have carried that letter a long ways. Perhaps I could read—”

“No.”

Luke stiffened. He felt cheated. Perversely, he tried to do still more for this man who refused all help. “I will summon a doctor.”

“No!” Ezra growled. He still gripped the letter in both hands.

Luke saw again the strange, wet gleam in Ezra’s eyes. “He had hoped to see you one last time.”

“He’ll see me soon enough. Now, git! Your horse is eating my grass.”

Luke turned to leave.

“If you must do something, send the preacher,” Ezra grumbled, “if he’ll come after what I did to him last time.”

Luke nodded thoughtfully. “I’ll do that.”

School’s Out

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Even Richard Doutman’s modified XSV-9 struggled beneath the weight of the emergency transport trailer. His cycle hadn’t been designed to transport two dozen 12- and 13-year-olds against the movement of the Trans-Continental Conveyor. He didn’t mind. He expected his life to be interesting.

“How’re they holding up?” Local patrolman George Alberton asked over the comm.

Doutman checked his mirror. They sat remarkably still and seemed almost solemn. “Scared them good.”

“Lucky you were around,” Alberton said. “We’d have sent copters and never have had them out in time. Great work rigging the transport to your cycle.”

“Just doing my duty, sir.”

Alberton laughed. “Saving the world, a day at a time.”

“And signing autographs. Don’t forget the autographs.” Doutman played into his popular persona. The people enjoyed it. “Any luck locating their teacher?”

“We’re working on it. According to what the kids told us via comm, he stepped out at the last service station to finalize some official documents, but the school rejoined the Belt on autopilot before he returned. Odd we haven’t received a complaint yet.”

Looking at the students again, he saw them arguing, with at least one girl crying. A low-end Conveyor residence might reenter the Belt accidentally, but a school, without its teacher? A tech school, no less? No, it had been a prank. The kids had probably hacked into the piloting system and took off before their teacher knew what happened. A well-played prank until the U-turn had failed. A costly prank.

But the teacher hadn’t reported in yet? It was more than odd. It was…. “Alberton, I’m disengaging the transport. Send someone to pick it up. Something’s wrong.”

Leaving the students to flow along the 1st Belt, he whipped his cycle about, revved the engine, and shot past them. He switched off the comm. He preferred to do his serious riding in silence.

Traffic was heavy this close to the Conveyor’s end. Personal jetties, corporate barges, rented two-story getaways, pleasure yachts all congregated in the 1st and 2nd belts and waited for their U-turn. Even with the proper authorization and fees paid in full, they might still be pressed over to the berm to park until the right strings were pulled. Those that refused to pull off tumbled into the great hole where the Conveyor ended, to join the wreckage of those who had come before.

He zoomed into the 3rd, then 4th belt, redlining his cycle and hurtling forward with increasing speed at each belt. The tech school, christened, Hello, World!, sped toward the pit along the 5th. Under normal circumstances, such an esteemed vessel would be queued up for immediate U-turn. But something had gone wrong.

Doutman swerved tightly alongside the roaming residences of rich men and luxurious government offices, reveling in the danger even as he pressed forward, his engine rumbling against his chest. In front of him, an intricate structure of girders, cranes, cables, and pneumatic arms marked the Conveyor’s eastern extreme. High above, a mansion hung suspended, moving gracefully in giant claws, destined for the West Conveyor, where it would make its return trip across the continent.

Blaring alarms reached him over the wind tunnel of his speed. Alberton would turn them off when he realized what was happening. Glancing at his traffic screen, linked into the official grid, he located Hello, World! a mile ahead. He had only minutes before it tumbled over the edge into the junk heap beyond.

He pushed another ounce of power out of his cycle, leaning low over the tank. He smiled. He would make it, just barely.

He flipped on his thermal scanner as he approached. Nothing. He hadn’t sensed anyone extra last time, either. He pulled a tight circle around the school, his knees nearly scrapping the ground, and burned rubber as he skidded, brakes tight, through the entryway. He’d left the door open when evacuating the students.. Tearing across carpet, across the foyer, he swerved into the dining room, and jerking left, rammed through a double-hinged door with enough force to crack it. The kitchen. In a quick motion, he jumped off, setting the kick stand, and pried open the freezer, the only place a heat signature could have been hidden. An older man was huddled in the corner, hugging himself for warmth.

“Quick!” Doutman said. “There’s no time.”

The man started to speak, but Doutman pulled him up and threw him forward toward the cycle. Doutman jumped on, revved the engine, and waited impatiently as the man climbed on. His sensors told him Hello, World was about to say goodbye.

“Hold on!”

The cycle leapt forward. Doutman felt the panicked grip of the teacher around his waist with grim satisfaction. The floor beneath them began to tilt as Doutman exited the kitchen. With a straight path to the entry, he gunned it as the incline steepened. He felt laughter rising in his throat. He shot out of the school into air. He hung for a moment, Hello, World! tumbling down, down into the pit….

Then tires touched Conveyor, and Doutman pulled laboriously away from the edge. The man was screaming, more rage than meaning. He was going to flay the kids, break their bones, stuff them into dark, little boxes until they begged forgiveness.

Doutman flipped on his comm. “Alberton, this is Doutman. I found the teacher. The kids had left him to die.”

“Murder?” Alberton was incredulous.

The teacher’s words continued to pour over Doutman like lava, searing his ears. The man was devising tortures. “Perhaps not without provocation.” Doutman passed beneath a palatial structure, inches from the pillars supporting it. That shut the man up.

“Lucky you were here,” Alberton said again.

“Yeah, guess so.” It was an interesting life, that was certain. “As long as you take care of the paperwork.”

The Communion of Saints

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“Will those assisting with communion please come forward.”

Steven approached and received one of the silver cups from the pastor, taking his place at the left station. He saw the same faces every time he helped with communion. Leland Dean, in the front row, hobbled forward in line. He was an Elder and utterly convinced that evangelism meant greeting people at the door, as if anyone just “dropped in” at church these days. A few rows back, Tony and Cheryl Sherman started to gather up their five children to get in line. Every time Cheryl spoke with Steven’s wife, she insinuated that a married woman’s ministry was her kids, and Tony nudged him in the rib and asked about Steven’s plumbing. Behind them, Tristan leaned forward in his chair as if in deep prayer. He was the poster child for youth ministry, on the worship team, a counselor at summer camp, a straight A student. Money burned a whole in his pocket and through his credit card. The younger kids loved Mrs. Terri Wendall and waved at her as she walked up to receive communion. Steven had only discovered last week that she had had her first child outside of marriage.

One by one, the members of the congregation stood before him, full of white-washed sins, and solemnly waited for the cup. To each Steven offered the cup and declared what they most needed: “The blood of Christ, given for the forgiveness of sins.”

Sarah Timmerson, an older lady, stood before him. Her son was in jail again. He raised the cup and proclaimed her forgiveness. She touched his arm. “God bless you, Steven.”

The simple words struck him hard. For an instant, Steven stood looking after her. He felt as if he should give the words back, but he hadn’t the grace to manage it. The next person waited for him. He looked at the silver cup in his hand, at the wine like blood. Not his blood. He trembled as he offered it.

After the service, Steven told the pastor that he was no longer be able to assist with communion.

[note]This was an early flash fiction that never quite worked. I tried to tweak the wording this time around. We’ll see if it helped.[/note]

Wastelands

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“Now if you would close your eyes, Mr. Eldritch. For some reason, it won’t project properly unless we shut our eyes for about half a minute beforehand.”

Theodore Eldritch obliged the scientist. “No need to be dramatic, Chris.”

“I—don’t misunderstand, sir. I’m not trying to be dramatic. You really won’t be able to see it unless you close your eyes first. The technology is…temperamental.”

“Temperamental?”

“It appears differently to everyone. You may see nothing. What you see will be different than what I see.”

“That makes data collection difficult, I assume?”

“Interesting, to say the least, sir. We’re working on finding a more quantitative method, but we were lucky to stumble upon a working scope at all.”

That much Theodore knew. He had occasionally scanned the lengthy reports of non-progress, but he had his money invested in so many projects, he hadn’t kept up with the pneumatech division until the breakthrough happened late last week.

“Go ahead and open your eyes, sir. Hopefully you see something on the screen.”

The wall monitor was the room’s only illumination, and it was dim. A barren landscape beneath a stormy sky vibrated uneasily on the screen. The picture was not video, but something between pointillism and sand art. The sky and earth and the few stricken trees melded slowly into one another, not disappearing, but slowly transforming, two or three scenes existing at once.

“And this is—”

“The best we can tell, it’s a representation of the soul. We feed in the data, and an image emerges. We’re in the early stages of study, of course, but we believe the images are a sort of pictogram, like images in a dream that manifest unconscious emotions. Spiritual hieroglyphs, if you will.”

Theodore nodded absently, his gaze transfixed. An endless pit seemed to be opening in the screen, a sort of fire or electricity blazing about it. It felt something like being eaten and something like falling off a cliff. It was not a pleasant sensation.

“Does it usually affect the viewer emotionally?”

“Yes. Well, usually. It gives us a better grasp of meaning when it does.”

The pit was becoming a plain, rotating and flattening. A few jagged rock sculptures rose up, like discarded works of art.

“This is…fascinating.” Remarkable, yet disturbing.

Theodore’s business brain began to come alive. Pneumatech had been a long shot, but with his fortune, even gambles sometimes paid off. After the Gene War, the intellectual community had grasped for some new method of aiding mankind’s progress. Theodore himself had helped write some of the laws meant to push humanity closer to a harmonic whole, to little avail. Laws and traditional science had not eliminated war, hatred, or stubborn ignorance.

But now—the soul. If they could interpret what was in the heart of man, they could judge wisely. If they could test the effects of psychological influences upon the emotional and spiritual nature of man, they could construct cures and healthy environments. If they could further develop a device to manually rearrange these pneumatogical images into ones more pleasing…well, perhaps that was getting ahead of himself.

The landscape continued forward as if he raced along the desert. Lightning flashed and stayed, as if caught in a snapshot, then curled downward to form slender, sickly reeds. Bleak expanses opened up, filled with dried-up lakes, fissures that led deep into darkness, shattered rock.

Souls like this needed reconditioned, or if they refused to change, eliminated.

Theodore looked away. The images were beginning to overwhelm him. When he glanced back, the screen was blank.

“If you break the connection, you have to start over,” Chris explained.

“That’s quite all right. Let me see a different one.”

“Excuse me?”

“Different data. A different soul. A brighter one.”

“I can’t do that, sir. I told you the scope interacts differently with each person.”

“But you must have given it data, Chris. Change the data.”

“I didn’t give it data, sir. You did.”

Plugging away….

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Taken by Natasha HaydenDear Reader,

So, it’s been a bit slow around here. This doesn’t mean I haven’t been writing, though I haven’t written as much as I would like. But I’ve been investing in some projects that won’t be available for some time. Also, I’ve been doing a lot of grading and critiquing.

Excuses, excuses, I know…

So, my plan is to get some flash fictions up again. Maybe even release another ebook someday. (Edit Buckethead, maybe?) But soon I will embark upon novel writing again, so I’ll have to come up with some sort of schedule so that this website doesn’t get the shaft.

Bug me. Leave comments. I have lots of ideas and not enough time. But I can make time, especially if the vultures are circle…er, I mean the readers are anxiously awaiting some new work.

Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I haven’t been abducted or brainwashed or stuck in a time vortex.

Somewhat seriously,

Nick Hayden

Story Project Year One ebook Released!

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The Story Project is now available as an ebook!

I always meant to repost the whole thing here, but I routinely forget to post a new installment for many weeks. So now the whole first year is available in a variety of formats on Smashwords. The first 40% is available as a free download, hopefully to whet your appetite for this crazy cast of characters.

If you don’t know what the Story Project is, here’s a brief rundown, posted elsewhere:

The Story Project was an experiment.

Before I discovered the world of web serials, I gathered five of my writer friends and attempted a collaborative, real-time web serial told through the journals of 13 fictional characters. The Project lasted two years. It had its ups and downs, real life got in the way, but we completed what we set out to do, and when I look back at what we accomplished, I’m proud of it.

What I’m presenting here is a republication of the Story Project just as it first came out in 2005-2006.

It wouldn’t be fair to publish this book without giving credit to the real authors of it, who have given me permission to post it here. There are six of us, sharing responsibility for the creation of this story through one, two, or three fictional characters each of us developed.

We are, in the order in which our characters appear in the Project after the Foreword, Maura Oprisko, Timothy Deal, Natasha Hayden, Nick Hayden, Aaron Brosman, and David Miller.

Check it out at Smashwords.

Isle of Gold ebook Published

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I’ve finally entered the strange and wild world of ebooks with the publication of The Isle of Gold, a novella about a man who shipwrecks on a cursed island. Here’s a snippet:

I had willingly joined the legions that dove into the unknown. The romance of this world stirs my soul; I cannot live in peace in lands already known. But when I awoke in the sand on that beach, I had lost everything, my every comfort and my every necessity. I had spent the previous week in that dying vessel, starving, sipping from a single canteen, drifting in the windless Sea, lost in her sinuous curves. I remembered spotting land for the first time since I had set forth, and I remembered struggling weakly to shore like a man at the end of a too-long race. And now I remembered waking up, with sand in my mouth.

I thought I should feel excitement now that I had solid ground once more beneath my feet. Here I was, beyond known lands, beyond the furthest reaches of knowledge, beyond civilization and beyond safety—where all the wonders of the world waited for my hands and for my eyes. And yet, all my dreams and visions were as dry as dust. I wanted one thing only, and it was the commonest thing in creation. I wanted a cup of water.

I love this story. It’s one of my favorites. My sister, who owns a bookstore and who is not always easily impressed with novels, had this ridiculously glowing review:

Isle of Gold is one of the most beautiful books I have ever read. Nick Hayden is exceptionally talented. The mythical story captivates you, and the prose awes you. Amazing! READ IT TODAY!!

It’s only $.99, so head over to Smashwords and pick up a copy.

Fill URL: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/46110

 

Religious Warfare

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From freefoto.com

Rabbith looked over the wall at the returning invaders. No one had yet broken through into the city, and Rabbith didn’t fear that changing now. Whatever rumors rattled the courage of his countrymen, he did not fear them. They had a god who fought for them? Fine. So did Rabbith and his people. Better, they had the wall. The blood of slaves had built the wall; the blood of firstborns had consecrated it; the blood of enemies had strengthened it. All gods feasted on blood. The god of the wall was sated and mighty.

Others were gathering on the walls to view the enemy. They came every day to gawk and fret. Rabbith was tired of their fear, sick of their cowardice. “Go!” he shouted. He raised his sword. “What are you staring at? Those fools? Those mockers? What for?”

“They say—”

“Who says?” Rabbith smacked the man with the flat of his blade.

“They’ve conquered others,” another said. “They are a mighty people, with a mighty god.”

Did the other nations have our wall? Our defenses? Our gods? On the plains, these fools conquered, but these are not plains. This is not a city ripe for the picking. Don’t you see they’re mocking us? They come day after day to stare at us, to ridicule our sacred traditions! They can’t defeat us, so they stick out their tongues and deface our idols. Now go!” He roared and rushed at the people, swinging his sword and drawing blood.

Alone again, he turned, fuming, toward the army. They mocked the great god Yerach, who founded the city, and his people. Day after day these invaders marched to the city, circling it, mocking Keret, the honored king, who marched seven days in silence in response to a vision. What would these invaders do today, shout, like in the story of Keret? This was religious warfare, and it ate at the faith of those who waited inside.

Rabbith declared an oath and spit over the wall’s edge.

Someone else was on the wall now, walking quickly toward him. His sister—a true believer. She had worked in the temple for a time, and she still served Yerach with her body, for the good of  the men.

“Rabbith, you must come with me.”

“Why? What is the matter?”

She looked over the wall. The army was marching outside of arrow range, starting their circuit of the wall. “I—these people worry me. Come and stay with me this day, at least until they leave. It will make me feel safer.”

Rabbith laughed. “You’ve never feared anything, sister. The priests removed you because you challenged his authority. Are you really wetting yourself because of these foreigners? I expect better of you.”

“You heard about the spies. They were in the city. Maybe they found a weakness.”

“There is no weakness!”

“Why stand here and watch then? Come away with me.”

“If one of them comes within range, I will kill him.”

She took his hand. “Come with me.”

He studied her. “I heard they searched your quarters for the spies.”

“They did. They found nothing.”

“Your rooms are on the wall.”

“Yes.” She met his eyes. “Will you come with me?”

“Do you fear these people?”

“I fear their god. He has chosen them. You heard what happened in Egypt.”

“You believe that propaganda? Leave me. I will remain here. I stand here to show them I am not afraid. I stand here to represent the strength of our god. Now leave me before I kill you.”

She looked at him fearfully and backed up a step. Without a word, she hurried away. Rabbith turned away, hands trembling with anger. Even his sister Rahab had crumbled

Slowly, he calmed himself as he waited for the army to finish its circuit. Normally, they turned away, but this time they began to circle again. They meant to play the mockery to the fullest. It didn’t matter. Rabbith let his anger grow again, bathing in the heat of it. A third time around the army marched, and a fourth. Rabbith laughed. He began spewing curses at the men below.

He was drunk in rage as they completed the seventh circuit, but their shouts drowned his rage as it washed over the walls of Jericho.

The Connoisseur

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From freefoto.com

Lady Armand, Lady McKenzie, and Mr. Troughton sat at the table, sipping their after-dinner coffee and gazing out the window. The train had entered a tremendous horseshoe curve, and the valley below was lit by heavy afternoon sun.

Lady McKenzie set down her cup. “I meant to ask you: Have you heard the rumor that the Connoisseur is about this train?”

Lady Armand’s heavy-lidded eyes widened as much as they were able. “Oh dear! I thought I heard something of the sort. Mr Troughton, do you think what they say is true?”

“It very well might be, it very well might,” he said gruffly. His mustache and mutton chops seemed to keep him muzzled. He winced as he took another swallow of his very black coffee.

“That is perfectly dreadful,” Lady Armand declared, turning to gaze out the window. She did not look much perturbed.

“It’s a bit exciting if you ask me,” replied Lady McKenzie. “The Connoisseur may be a thief, but she has good taste. She only steals the finest pieces of art.”

Mr. Troughton sputtered, soaking his mustache with coffee. “Do you mean to say that the Connoisseur is of the fairer sex?”

“That is indeed what I am saying, Mr. Troughton. I have heard so from reliable sources. If you ask me, it is the reason she continues to escape capture.”

“I don’t think I understand,” said Lady Armand.

“It’s remarkably simple, actually. The police think like men. The Connoisseur is a woman. This gives her a great advantage, does it not?” Lady McKenzie nodded to emphasize the self-evidence of this point. Mr. Troughton used the momentary distraction to slip some brandy into his cup from a flask he kept in his suit pocket.

“Yes, of course, I see that you are right,” said Lady Armand. “How delightfully clever.”

“Excuse me.” A young woman with a pretty face interrupted their conversation. “May I join you? Most of the other tables are full, and the others are occupied by men I’d rather not spend time with.”

“Certainly,” replied Lady Armand, “but I must confess that we have already eaten. And will be leaving soon.”

“Oh, that doesn’t matter. I don’t plan on staying long. I just wanted a change of scenery.” She slid in next to Mr. Troughton, who raised his thick eyebrows at the prospect of having such a pretty thing next to him. “My name is Charlotte.”

The other three introduced themselves, and then Lady McKenzie added: “We were just discussing the Connoisseur. We heard that she is on this train somewhere. Incognito, no doubt.”

Charlotte placed her elbows on the table in a unladylike manner and leaned forward, her bright eyes taking in the three of them. “She is here on the train. I know it.”

They took this news remarkably well, though the ladies each took a sip to calm their nerves and Mr. Troughton drank straight from his flask.

“How…er…how do you come by this information?” he asked.

“Never mind the specifics. But for the sake of conversation, let’s assume for a moment that I am the Connoisseur. Can you do that?”

“Oh, that is ridiculous,” cried Lady Armand, clearly agitated.

“Let us say you are,” said Lady McKenzie. “Why would you reveal yourself?”

“Are you three traveling together?” Charlotte asked.

“No. We met on the journey and discovered similar interests,” Lady McKenzie said.

“Good. If I am the Connoisseur, it is better that you three go your separate ways when this is all over. The story will spread more quickly.”

“The story?” Mr. Troughton inquired.

“How did you come to know the Connoisseur was on this train? Who told you?”

“Everyone is talking about it,” Lady Armand said decisively.” I heard it from several fellow travelers, and Lady Armand and Mr. Troughton certainly heard it from their acquaintances aboard. What is the point of this charade?”

“The point, my friends, is that I—I mean, the Connoisseur—craves attention as much as she craves fine art. My thefts—I’m sorry, her thefts—are spectacular. They are front page news. She fancies herself a work of art as great as those she snatches. She protects her fame jealously, and she won’t let any one else share in it. The rumor you all three heard exists because she began it.”

This quieted even the often chatty Lady McKenzie for a few moments.

“There is a detective on board!” McKenzie declared suddenly. “I spoke with him yesterday evening. Nice chap, taking a long awaited sabbatical from city life. We’ll report you.”

“I don’t think you will. It would ruin such a pleasant trip, wouldn’t it? And it’s exciting, sharing such a secret. The stories you’ll tell at home, Lady McKenzie! Would you give up this adventure for the sake of reporting poor, little me?”

“Mr. Troughton, then!”

Charlotte gave the man a glance. “Mr. Troughton would no more report the Connoisseur than turn down a friendly game of whist. Too irregular. Interviews, police proceedings—it makes life messy. Isn’t that right, sir?”

“Spot on, lass,” he muttered.

Lady Armand opened her mouth to give her opinion of the matter, but Charlotte cut her off. “I won’t stay much longer. But remember, my name’s Charlotte. Tell everyone. The public is hungry for details. Tell them about the encounter. Embellish if you wish.”

“This is absurd!” said Lady Armand loudly. “How do we know your name is really Charlotte?”

“Does it matter to you?”

“It matters a great deal! You come here telling us outrageous stories and expect us to swallow them hook, line, and sinker! You’re toying with us.”

“Perhaps I am. How can you be sure?”

“We can’t,” said Mr. Troughton, trying to keep up with the conversation.

“People will believe what you tell them,” Charlotte said. “The Connoisseur is all the rage. She’s on every lip—but she doesn’t even have a name. Now she does. It’s Charlotte.”

“Lies!” hissed Lady Armand.

“And tell them I’m transporting my latest theft in the baggage car, a Van Eyck.”

“Bah!” cried Lady Armand. “Rubbish. The latest heist was of a Da Vinci. Van Eyck! Hah! Amateur!”

“That hasn’t been revealed to the papers yet,” Charlotte said softly. “If you would stand quietly and come with me, we won’t make a scene, Emily.

“Emily?” Lady McKenzie said.

Lady Armand, stone-faced, nodded. “Yes, we must preserve the image. Thank you.”

“By Jove, what’s happening?” Mr. Troughton asked.

Charlotte stood as Lady Armand did. “Lady McKenzie was right when she said there was a detective on board. I am his daughter. As for the rest, well, let’s keep that between us four, shall we? At least for now. Bad publicity would be a mortal blow for the Connoisseur. Come on, Emily, let’s go.”

Boy Chase Girl

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This entry is part 3 of 3 in the series The Taylor Trilogy

All right, after much delay, here’s the final installment in the Taylor Trilogy. This time I tackle “Senior Panic,” which is that sensation seniors at Taylor University get when they realize they haven’t found a spouse yet.

I learned a lot making the first two movies, especially in editing, directing, and writing. This movie takes what I learned in the first two and the characters I created and smashes them all together. So, this is the height of my (very) amateur film making career. It’s nearly a half-hour, I believe, with a lot of callbacks to the earlier two films. I really wanted to tie everything up but also give a sense of continuation even after the last frame.

I had a lot of fun making this. I hope you enjoy watching it, even if you didn’t go to Taylor University Fort Wayne.

Don’t forget to watch the spiritual sequel, directed by Timothy Deal, The Love-Life of Wallace P. Fitzgerald.