The Love-Life of Wallace P. Fitzgerald

0

So, after I graduated from college, my good friend Timothy Deal wanted to enter a movie in Taylor Upland’s film festival and asked me to write the script. I think I originally promised him a script in the style of Fawlty Towers, which I failed to deliver, but I came up with this romantic comedy. Tim’s now in film school, so he sees all sorts of changes he would make, and who knows what sort of script I would write nowadays, but this movie always makes me laugh. Hopefully it makes you laugh too.

Here’s what Tim has to say about it:

Self-proclaimed ladies’ man Tony MacMillan is prodding his introverted roommate, Wallace P. Fitzgerald, to finally start dating and get himself a girl. As it turns out, he is too successful. Way, way too successful.

Brought to you by some of the same minds behind The Taylor Trilogy (also available on my channel), this film could be considered that TUFW series’ spiritual brother from Upland. For its YouTube premiere, certain scenes have received a digital restoration (aka some much-needed color correction) and new music has been added for some scenes that needed some extra punch. As the director, I still see a lot of rookie mistakes in this film, but I can safely say the film works better now than it ever has before. I hope you enjoy!

One Last Chance

1

Space by !wvalentew (Deviantart)

The alarms jerked Andrey from a deep slumber. He swam in thick memories, disoriented, the insistent drilling of the alarm dragging him to consciousness. He woke, lost, having let something slip away, something he had thought important while still asleep.

He pushed the lid of his sleeping capsule open and stumbled into the narrow hall. What had Natalia done this time? A few steps brought him to the cockpit, a cramped den of controls and displays. His sister sat in the only chair, her fingers tapping frantically, trying to make the warnings on the screens go away. There was no visual display; the designers of the ship had decided, rightly so, Andrey thought, that numbers were more exact than pictures.

“What is that? What’s happened?” he demanded.

“We found it.” She entered a few quick commands, bringing the relevant figures to the screen. “The lost planet-ship.”

Andrey scanned the data disbelievingly. “This is impossible.”

“You never believed the stories. A manufactured planet, the exodus of an entire people. The size, the technological readings—it’s there. We’ve found it.”

“And we’re being drawn toward it.”

“It wasn’t there five minutes ago.” She finally tore her eyes from the screen to look at him. “It wasn’t there. It just appeared.”

“Out of nowhere,” Andrey said skeptically. “You were looking for it.” Natalia had always gravitated to the romantic. He didn’t press her, though. He was absorbing the data as quickly as it passed across the screen. The size of the power readings, the transmission spikes, the fluctuations of space around the planet—it was inconceivable.

“I didn’t wake you from stasis to lecture me. If we don’t do something soon, we’ll crash into it.”

“Maybe it’s a tractor b—”

“There’s no life forms. It’s a dead artifact. We’re stuck in its gravity well. The readings…”

“I see it.” He entered a quick calculation. “It’s exerting the force of a star.” He crunched a few more numbers. “And it’s increasing.”

His sister’s hand rested on his. “Is there anything we can do?”

He heard the emotion in her voice after the fact, his quick-fingered computations delaying his understanding. At this proximity, escape was a slim hope, if not an impossibility. Glancing at her, he decided to try anyway.

“Move,” he commanded, pushing her out of the chair before she had time to obey. He had been on deep-space missions before. Natalia’s presence on this trip had made the hell of isolation bearable. He couldn’t let this be the end.

Numbers traversed the screen in a blur as he plugged in fuel reserves, cargo weight, rotation, and waste ejection into the ever-changing mix of coordinates, gravitational pull, approach angle, and…. Andrey double-checked the readings. If he read the figures correctly, temporal disruptions wracked the planet-ship. Natalia had said that it had appeared from nowhere. Perhaps it had appeared from some when else.

Even for Andrey, who preferred numbers to humans, the permutations were overwhelming. He had no time and only one chance, one chance in a million, with no guide except his own instincts. Rapidly typing in commands for the main engine, side thrusters, and weapon systems—using them together to attempt an exit—he passed over dozens of combinations he knew instinctively wouldn’t work. He inspected his guess. It was as good as any and felt better than many.

“Will we make it?” Natalia asked.

Andrey grabbed her hand. “We’ll see.” He punched the execute button. “Hold on.”

The ship jerked, the inertia dampeners offline so Andrey had more power to work with. His sister fell forward. He caught her and held her close to keep her head from cracking open on a console. Together they watched the monitor, the readings schizophrenic as they twisted through space. Then they steadied. They were falling toward the planet-ship again and gaining speed.

Natalia squeezed his hand. “You tried.”

“I—”

“I saw things I never dreamed of,” she said, turning to smile at him. It was a sad smile, and Andrey hugged her awkwardly. “At least you’re not alone,” she added with a laugh.

His eyes returned to the display, his mind still processing, looking for some option. The temporal readings were chaotic. Maybe he could…. Then he saw the proximity readings. Impact was imminent. No time.

No time—

The alarms jerked Andrey from a deep slumber. He swam in thick memories, disoriented, the insistent drilling of the alarm dragging him to consciousness. He woke, lost, having let something slip away, something he had thought important while still asleep.

One chance in a million

He shook the thought away and pushed open the door to his sleeping capsule. What had Natalia done this time?

The Chase

3

 

Gregory peered cautiously from the hollow in which he had hidden himself. The form was obscured by his shielding of brambles, but it was certainly the woman. Even with an incomplete view, her beauty made an impression. It was like the sun sparkling on fresh snow. Only, there was no sun this winter.

It had been a rough winter, marked by dark mornings, cold nights, and an empty belly. That this woman dressed in white and looking like a vision should appear in the woods—it was some kind of magic. Perhaps it was ill magic. Gregory was willing to risk it. It had been a rough winter. Magic could grant wishes, and he had plenty of wants.

He followed the slender figure with his eyes, waiting until she was at her nearest point. Her hair fell past her waist in a shimmering sheen of white. She moved among the barren trees in a hesitant, almost timid, manner, touching the trunks as if hearing something from within, lifting her face to the heavy clouds to listen. Her eyes were filled with curiosity and something like pensive joy. Such innocence, Gregory thought. That was beauty enough in these times.

Suddenly, he stood and addressed her. His voice seemed too loud in the stillness of the forest. She stared, frozen in place, her wide eyes swallowing the rest of what he meant to say.

“I—”

She turned and ran, moving so fast she seemed a deer leaping through the drifts of snow. He hurtled himself forward, his battered boots trampling through the virgin snow in pursuit. She seemed to leave no trail, her small feet dancing on the crust of the snow. He nearly lost her in that first moment, but he was fast and his eyes were sharp. He caught her receding figure and followed.

His pace turned to a sliding stumble as the ground dropped sharply beneath him. With large, unsteady leaps he dodged around the trees as he descended, using the smaller trunks to change direction and to keep him from tumbling headfirst down the slope. He skidded to the bottom; she hesitated at the bank of a wide, shallow river. She glanced over her shoulder at him. Her gaze beckoned him—or so he imagined—before she shook herself and began skipping across upon rocks.

Peter felt a sudden stab of scorn. He needed to catch his breath, but he pressed forward. He splashed through the swift current, not trusting himself with her more graceful path. The cold clawed into his feet and scrambled up his legs.

Up the other bank he went, heaving as he tromped through the thick snow. Sweat soaked his shirt. His feet burned with frost. At the top, the land fell away into a small depression deep with drifts. He shouldered his way through waist-deep piles as the wind threw fine particles of ice into his face. Blinking, his face stinging, he glimpsed the disappearing trail of her white hair. He stumbled onto his hands and knees, got up, and pressed on.

Dropping again, the land spread into a wide, flat expanse. She was already halfway across.

He stripped off his bulky coat and forced his throbbing legs forward. If he did not catch her now, he knew he never would.

She hovered in the near distance, drawing closer. He wanted to call out to her but had no breath.

She reached the other side just before he did and threatened to disappear beyond the trees. He flung himself forward and grabbed ahold of a bit of her gown. She fell with him. She kicked and struggled, and he took several hits to the belly and face, but he held her close and forced her still. She was blazing heat in his arms. She was like the sun, warming his limbs.

They breathed together in the quiet of the snow-laden field.

“What will you give me?” he managed. “I caught you. What will you give me?”

“Give you? I have nothing to give.” Her voice was low and verdant.

“Am I under a curse, then? What will you do to me? If not a reward, what?”

She laughed. “A curse? It is you who have freed me. I was forced to wander, to run…until caught. You have freed me.”

He released her and sat up, sullen. “I’m glad.” He tried to mean it, but he was exhausted and still empty-handed. He could lose some toes if he wasn’t careful. He wanted to hold her again, to stay warm, but it wasn’t proper. He would stand in a moment. “Where will you do now, then?”

She stood, looking away from him. The cold did not seem to touch her at all. “I don’t know. It’s been years. All my family is dead.” She hesitated. “There is something I can give you. If you want it.”

“And what’s that? Cough and a fever?”

“Myself.”

She turned to him, uncertain.

Dark mornings, cold nights, and an empty belly…it wouldn’t be so bad with another near. “Yes, I think I’d like that. Help me up, will you?”

Her hand flooded him with warmth.

Introduction to “What’s Left of My Life”

1

This entry is part 1 of 24 in the series What's Left of My Life

In the fall of 2008, I was missing my old friends in the Story Project. (And by “old friends,” I mean the characters I had written during 2005 and 2006.) Inspired, I decided to start writing the journal of Britney Bontrager again.

Britney Bontrager was an intelligent, stubborn, quirky, selfish, outcast of a high school student in the pages of the Story Project. I decided to pick up her story upon finishing high school. The blog entry that follow is what came of that idea.

Unfortunately, the project was short-lived, but I like the style and content enough to import it into this new website of mine. If you want a peek into an unfinished project or just want to see what happens when Nick Hayden channels the thoughts and emotions of an overwrought 18-year-old girl, read a few entries.

Hopefully, you’ll be entertained.

The Signature

0

The man known as Luke lowered himself, groaning, into the chair they indicated. He blinked in the harsh, too-bright light of the single exposed bulb. A man in an officer’s uniform set a paper on the table and pressed it forward, setting a pen in front of Luke.

“Sign it.”

Luke took up the pen and nearly obeyed. He scrubbed his eyes. The letters swam as they struggled to focus. He was disoriented by the light. “What does it say?”

“It does not matter. Sign it.”

Luke nodded and began his name, but after the first stroke, stopped. “I can’t.”

“It’s a piece of paper. It means nothing. Sign it. Otherwise, you will return to your cell.”

A spasm of terror, the clawing instinct of freedom, conquered Luke for a moment. The cell—frost, isolation, exhaustion, hunger, stench. “No.” He lifted the pen again. The words were becoming clearer now. It was a recantation. They had tried this before. “I cannot sign this.”

The officer gave a command, and the guards left. He removed his gloves, staring strangely at Luke. He took Luke’s chin roughly in his hand. “Look at me. Do you recognize me?”

Luke hesitated, his mind working slowly. “I—no. I’m sorry.”

“Why would you? You help hundreds in your little doctor’s office, luring children to Jesus through your medicine. Medicine at the price of faith. I can’t condone your methods, but you helped me when I needed it. Let me help you. Sign this, and they’ll free you. Lie if you have to. Just sign.”

Luke frowned at the young, intense face before him. “Lie,” he breathed, considering the word. “How easy…. But I cannot. I’m sorry.”

The officer turned away, visibly angered. “I’m trying to repay a favor!” He turned again, took the pen, and scribbled on the paper.

“What are you doing?” Luke asked. “You cannot sign my name.”

“I won’t get in trouble. The prisoners are bursting at the seams. They won’t ask questions.”

“You mustn’t sign my name,” Luke insisted, becoming agitated. He stood, his legs unsteady, and reached out his knobby hand in a desperate plea. “Please, you mustn’t do this. Please.”

The officer laughed in disbelief. “You are being a child! A stubborn, wrong-headed child! I am helping you! I just signed your life back to you! Your life for nothing!”

“No, no. Tear it up, tear it up! You don’t know what you are doing. Tear it up!” Tears had formed in Luke’s eyes, and when the officer saw them, he slapped the prisoner across the face. “I am helping you! Let me help you!” the officer’s chest heaved violently.

Luke landed hard on the ground, shocked by the blow. Slowly, he gathered himself and pulled himself to a sitting position. The officer continued to shout at him. “You’re a fool! It’s a piece of paper. You’ve signed nothing! It’s ink, a scrawl—it’s nothing. It’s not even your nothing. It’s mine.”

“You are taking from me the only thing I have,” Luke said quietly. “My wife is dead, my house is  seized, my tools confiscated. Everything has passed away. But Jesus—don’t put my name on that paper.”

But Luke looked up at the officer and saw that he could not understand. “Bring me a new sheet. I will write on it and sign my name.”

“Thank you.” The officer helped Luke into the the chair. In a minute, pen and paper waited for Luke’s words. With slow, long strokes, he composed a few lies and signed. The officer snatched it up and read it over.

“You swear never to speak again of the man Jesus.” He nodded. “That will do.”

“It is signed,” Luke said, peering up at the officer. “Does your soul still accuse you?”

The officer called in guards. “See that this man is fed and washed. He has written his recantation. He will be freed.”

They obeyed and waited for Luke to stand. He did, nodding politely to them and to the officer.  “I am afraid you don’t understand,” he said sadly. “I did this for your benefit, to relieve your guilt. It won’t work, of course. I’m sorry.” He began to shuffle out, aided by the guards. As he reached the door, his thick, gravelly voice, rose softly in song:

Jesus, Jesus, only Jesus,
Can my heartfelt longing still.
Lo, I pledge—

 

The officer trembled beneath the hoarse words. He tore the paper in two and screamed: “Return him to his cell! Beat him, starve him! Let him rot. Let the wicked man rot for all time!” He stomped the shreds of paper beneath his boot and stormed out.

The Little Cloud-Lord

4

The ocean spread out calm and blue below, the sky calm and blue above. Clouds of white glided between, drifting softly with the wind.

Upon a cloud small and thick lay a child, a boy of four or five. His hair was golden, his limbs fine and smooth, his cheeks rosy. He stirred in his sleep, the cloud-stuff holding him as he twisted. An expression of pain flitted upon the innocent face, then disappeared. Soon, he blinked his eyes open, raising a hand to dim the sun. He sat up and looked about, his blue eyes flashing with delight at the sea below and the sky above.

“Mom!” he called. He stood uncertainly on the buoyant surface of the cloud. “Mom!”

He clamored over the rising mound of cloud behind him, searching for her, but the cloud was small and he did not find her.

The smile upon his face dimmed. He collapsed in a heap, his lip trembling, but he did not cry. He shook his head, telling himself to be strong, and stood again, climbing resolutely to the summit of his little cloud. He perched there like a gargoyle upon a steeple, his expression solemn, and gazed in every direction. Many other clouds larger than his own drifted in the same breeze, and she might be on one of these.

Fully awake, his mind brimming with fearful thoughts, he began to remember.

The mountain had shook with fire and smoke. His grandfather had been very angry, and so the boy had hid in his room, pretending to sleep. The ground had groaned beneath him. It had lasted a long time, longer than he had ever before known.

The memory became clearer as he looked over the space between sky and sea, between heaven and earth, as if a fog were lifting in his brain or the horizon of his thoughts drawing closer.

His mother had come into his room, and he had sat up, silently waiting for her to speak. She stared into his face, her hands gripping his too tightly. She had been unable to speak.

“What is it, mom?”

“I—” She took him in her arms and squeezed him. He began to cry, but he tried to hide it.

“Don’t cry,” she said, hushing him softly. “Twilight has come for us, but don’t cry, not yet. You must give men a gift.” She wiped his cheeks with her long fingers, tears brimming in her own eyes. “Grandfather has—your father is dead, and his body has been tossed into the sea. Now men can no longer drink of it. The water of the earth is bitter with Grandfather’s anger. But you—”

She pressed her face against his shoulder and trembled. She rose to her feet, carrying him in her arms, and moved swiftly out of the room.

“What must I do?” he asked quietly, whispering in her ear as she hurried from the house of marble and gold. The air was black with Grandfather’s wrath.

She did not answer but descended the mountain that was their sanctuary, passing down steps that led into the clime of men.

“What must I do?” he asked again. All of their kind had duties. With father gone….

She stopped, on the border of that strange land below. “Remember me.” She held him before her, weeping now. “Remember me.” And she caused him to sleep.

Upon the cloud, the fair-haired boy sat, filled with memory. “Mom?” he said again. “Mom?”She was not there. “Mommy!” he screamed. His voice roared through heaven and earth. “Mommy!”

And so it was that rain fell upon the earth to nourish mankind.

New Year Update & Goals

1

Hiya, faithful readers!

I’m just now starting to rejoin the world of the Internet after the holidays. Soon, I’ll have a steady stream of update for the website, but I thought I’d let you know what I have planned for the year and what you might be able to expect.

Book Goals

  • My big goal for the year is to finish writing the third book of my Strin & Fred series. First task, re-read the first two books since it’s been a year or two since I’ve written in that universe.
  • Submit Trouble on the Horizon, the first book of Strin & Fred, to a publisher. The rights came back to me from Publish America and I’d like to try a different publisher.
  • Submit The Squire to a publisher. A book I finally finished last year, it really needs a home.
  • Revise A Girl Called Snort. Okay, so this is low on the list because I’ve got plenty cut out for me in my first three goals. BUT, perhaps by the second half of 2011 I’ll have time to do some editing. Maybe.
  • Revise Buckethead.

Web Goals

  • This is what matters directly to you, reader. First, I plan to post a flash fiction every week. (Most weeks?) One coming up this week already.
  • Begin posting The Story Project again.
  • Also, a few other projects are in the works, which I’ll say more about when I’m closer to releasing them.

Well, there it is, readers. Now you can harass me and blame me when something doesn’t get done.

Have a great new year!

Nick Hayden

Buckethead #23 – And All

3

This entry is part 27 of 27 in the series NaNoWriMo

“Molly. Molly. Come on, talk to me, Molly.”

“Shh! What part of radio silence don’t you understand?”

“I’ve never been that keen on silence.”

“Oh, don’t I know it. Can’t talk. We’re going in.”

Clint tried to get another word in before the line was cut. No luck. He leaned back in his beach chair. The kids down by the beach stared at him, their sand castle half-formed. He glanced at his exposed limbs. No, the skin-overlay looked natural enough. It was probably because he was talking to the empty air. Hadn’t they heard of bluetooth. Those guys just looked weird, ranting and waving as they walked down the street…oh, that probably was why they stared at him. That, and he tried to return a mis-thrown frisbee to its owner a minute ago and sent it zipping two beaches over.

He itched to be on the ground with Molly, but orders were orders. He supposed he was fortunate not to be more severely reprimanded after all the damage he’d wrecked.

Sound returned to his internal communications relay. He saw it was one-way, so he listened intently, closing his eyes and drinking in the urgent instructions barked out by the commanding officer. He heard the familiar smash of a door as they bashed it in, the hurried spreading of soldiers, the quick searching of rooms. Then the wonderful cry—”We found him” and “Don’t move.”

Hong Kong. Some twenty-something hacker who thought he could fix the world’s problems with a little information exchange. Molly had tracked him across networks and handles using bits and pieces gained from the captured super-villains, primarily the good Doctor, who had done some of his own backtracking to assure himself of the information’s validity.

The young man was talking frantically. “I didn’t do anything wrong! It worked. You should be thanking me. It worked! I did what no one else could have done. I took down all the super-terrorist networks. Let me go! You should be thanking me!”

Then Molly chimed in. “You didn’t do anything. It was Clint who took down those criminals, not you, hiding behind your computer. Take him away.” Clint grinned foolishly. He loved it when she got all defensive for him.

Well, that was that. Mystery of his exposed GPS transponder code solved. It hadn’t worried Clint much, but Molly had obsessed over it. Now she could finally let it go. It was just some kid who took it upon himself to rid the world of evil, ends justify the means and all that. Arturo hadn’t seen it coming, and if he hadn’t, no one had.

For his part, Clint was glad the whole thing was over. Molly was still repairing his OS from his near death encounter with the shock gun and repairing the rest of him from everything else.

The connection opened up again, two-way. “Got the slimeball, Clint. It won’t happen again.”

“Not with this guy, at least. I’m antsy. Am I off enforced leave, yet?”

“No. You might have survived Doc and the Yang Brothers and every other two-bit criminal this side of psychopathic, but you show up on the Island while it’s undergoing repairs, and the eggheads will have your head on a pike.”

“How about you? How about you join me? I’m tired of listening in while you have all the fun. Come be bored and depressed with me.”

“Bored and depressed…on the beach, in the sun, drinking daquaris?”

“Sure, why not?”

“I don’t know…. I look lousy in a swimsuit.”

“I doubt it.”

“Careful, Clint. You’re coming awful close to giving me a compliment.”

“Hey, I’m a hemisphere away. I can tell you you’re beautiful if I want to.”

“Clint!”

“I’m just sayin’. So, you coming?”

“I have a few things to take care of here—”

“That’s a yes. I’ll see you tomorrow. Or yesterday. I’m not sure how the time zones work between here and  there.”

Molly gave an exaggerated sigh. “Fine. I suppose you’ve earned it, what with risking your life to save me and all.”

“And all.”

Silence. “Clint?”

“Yeah?”

“I…”

“Never mind that, Molly. I know. See you soon.”

He disconnected, closed his eyes, and let the sound of the waves and hum of people wash over him. It was a pleasant, vibrant sound. He let it envelope him, soak into him. He was alive—for the moment. And it was wonderful.

The End

Buckethead #22 – Idiotic Idea

0

This entry is part 26 of 27 in the series NaNoWriMo

Just beneath the control room, Clint took out the hallway cameras before Molly had a chance to tell him herself. The image-commands were thin and chaotic now, as if Arturo didn’t know what the next move should be and kept trying out options. Finally, three words occurred to him, surfacing oddly, as if they had been there all along.

I don’t know.

Clint laughed. The all-powerful Mystic bamboozled by the destructive and unpredictable Doctor Destructo. It was fitting. Well, Clint had his own ideas, and he figured it was best not to examine them for flaws.

His communication system was set-up for the Intra-Island network. He connected to Molly’s room. She picked up after four beeps.

“Clint?”

“Hey, Molly. How’s it going?”

“They can listen in,” she hissed. “Get offline.” She hung up. He dialed again. It beeped and beeped on his end as he waited for her to pick up. He paced the hallway, sending messages of Come on, along the neural thingamajig.

“This had better be good.”

“Molly! I hoped I’d catch you at home!”

“Clint,” she said in her best mother tone.

“Let them listen. It’ll be great. I’ll tell you exactly what I’m going to do, and you tell me if it’s a good idea. I decided against the elevator, because, well, I think it’s out of service now due to the bullet holes. I considered the stairs, but they might end up being my stairway to heaven, if you catch my drift. So here’s what I’m thinking. If I charge my flare shell to full blast, I can knock the floor from under them, create a diversion, and take them by surprise.”

This idea was answered at first by complete silence. Then, in a dangerous voice, Molly said, “That is the most idiotic idea you’ve ever come up with. You’ll be killed for sure. I have…good reason for believing so.” She didn’t hesitate sending the graphically violent mental image.

“Come on, the most idiotic idea ever? You’re kidding me. What about that time I decided to disguise myself as a waiter in that underground club so that I could get close enough to Big Daddy Chops to ID him for the FBI.”

“Do you want to die?” she asked.

“Don’t hang up.”

“They’re coming down to get you.”

“I’m sure they are.”

“Well, do something about it.”

“You don’t trust me.”

“You jumped onto a nuclear missile without batting an eye. Your sense of danger is a little out of whack. Why am I still talking to you! Do something!”

But he had already done something. With the cameras out, neither Molly nor Doctor Destructo could see him, and as he’d been talking, he’d pulled out his micron knife and cut deep into the wall, slowly slicing a thin doorway through which he might pass. The first layer of wall  came away with a small tug, but he had needed to cut through a second and third layer as he argued with Molly. But now he had reached his goal.

Beneath the control center, and running like a backbone through the entire base, was what the eggheads called the Island’s nerve center. Hundreds of fiber optic wires and thick electrical cords ran through the Island’s many levels. Banks of processors, monoliths of hard drives space, innumerable blinking lights covered the walls. It was a place few were authorized to enter for fear of disrupting what, for the time being, functioned effortlessly.

Clint had entered through some sort of whirring, thinking piece of machinery, cutting it in two and pushing it heavily down the shaft. The great bundle of wires hung down the center; he began slicing through the entire collection, his knife moving effortlessly through the wiring. As the different pieces fell away, he watched them fall with a sort of reckless energy. General Hugh would have his butt for destroying millions of dollars of military grade technology.

Sometime during this, his connection with Molly ended. He had replied somehow to her urgent, “Do something!” and she had started to reply in her most frantic, I’m-so-concerned-for-your-safety-I’ll-kill-you-myself voice when the line severed. More correctly, probably, when he had severed the line.

He started on the processors next, slicing deep in, destroying as much as he could. Above, Doctor Destructo would be outraged as the systems began to fail.

Clint had his flare shell charging, too. When it reach maximum strength, he let loose at the ceiling, blasting a giant hole through it into the control room. He released a second blast immediately after, placed so that the floor above him threatened to fall into the chasm below—which, Clint thought, looked surprisingly like all those chasm over high-tech areas in the Star Wars movies.

The gun fire started on the heels of his two blasts, shrieking down toward him and shredding more of the Island’s systems. Clint slipped through one of the small access panels, opening the door easily from the inside, where there was no lock or security.

In the hallway, he broke into a run. The lights were flickering. He hadn’t thought the basic electrical systems would have been affected, but what did he know? You probably couldn’t flush a toilet if someone in the control room flipped a switch to stop you.

He was only really worried about two things. One, that the atmospheric system had enough of an emergency protocol to keep the air pumping on Molly’s level. Two, that the Island didn’t sink into the sea for some reason.

He heard shouts from some distance but changed direction to avoid the encounter entirely. He was making for the outer edge of the Island, moving as fast as his legs would take him. He hadn’t much time—if he was right.

He entered a lounge with large windows just under the water. He was surprised to see true daylight through the blue water. The room was too big. There was a private meeting room connected to the lounge. He stepped in and force closed the heavy doors. Another downside of his slash-and-burn method. It would have to do.

He stabbed his micron knife through the thick plexiglass and began to cut. It had made a decent way into the Island. It would suffice for a way out. Water forced itself through the growing crack, Filling the floor of the room. The door sealed the room off well enough for the water to climb not-so-slowly up Clint’s leg.

By the time he had finished the exit, the water was already approaching his waist. It rushed in now, rising, rising. As soon as it covered the hole he had cut, he pulled himself through, kicking for the surface. He emerged and turned himself from side to side, determining his location. The main dock was over there, farther than he had hoped, but doable still. He saw activity along the shore. Just as he had thought. Doctor Destructo had decided to make his escape. A master of destructive chaos himself, Doctor Destructo would have seen it was no longer in his best interests to stay around.

Clint dove under the water, engaging his thrusters and pulling rapidly through the water. He could hear the boat engines turning over, rumbling to a start. Up for air and a quick glance. Hulks of destroyed vessels littered the bay, and he hid behind one. The first boat was pulling away. That would be the Doctor’s, leading by example. Clint dove under again. He had dumped all his weapons but one. He still had a final scorched earth projectile, and he didn’t want it to go to waste. He loaded it as he sped through the water. Since it wasn’t a normal projectile, he crossed his fingers, hoping the water wouldn’t keep it from going boom.

The boat was speeding up, moving quickly to shattered remains of the Island’s shield. Clint had a slim window to catch it. Kicking powerfully to the surface, he extended his arm, reaching for some handhold. He caught hold, but the sound alerted the men on deck. As he pulled himself in, he raised the scorched earth device and fired. The capsule flew through the air and then exploded like a firework. For a millisecond, a bright white ball, like a miniature star, hung in the air. Then waves of fire exploded out from it. Clint shielded his face, but he was heading right into it, so he slackened his grip, let the water cover him, and then began pulling himself forward again.

The deck was clear. He climbed onto the boat, headed first to the helm, where there was a short fire fight that ended with a magnet missile destroying the front part of the ship.

He was beginning to worry that he had been duped, that the Doctor wasn’t on board, when he checked the cargo area.

Doctor Destructo was stowed against the wall, tied down securely in case of bad weather or choppy conditions. In his tank, he looked like a display from a circus, some sort of mutated fish-man.

Clint began to laugh hysterically, laugh so hard that he buckled over, hands on his knees.

“Really?” he managed, wiping tears from his eyes. “This is how it ends? With you set away like a piece of luggage.” He began to laugh again. “The great Doctor Destructo, museum artifact!” He couldn’t stop laughing. He sat on the ground, chuckling to himself, and when the began to curse him in his dry voice, he laughed some more.

[note]Author’s Note: Two things. First, despite NaNoWriMo being over, I’m still writing/posting in the same style, meaning no edits. Might as well keep it consistent. Second, one more and it’s done! This chapter came quite quickly, which was nice. As a whole, I think a few thousand words will be added on the revision, to smooth rough patches and explain some things more fully.[/note]

Man

2

He sat on the beach, his feet deep in wet sand and sinking deeper with each caress of the sea. He was old now. He knew not how old. Long ago he had ceased in the counting of days, finding no meaning in them. He knew he was old because his joints ached and his bladder leaked. He knew he was old because his beard was white and his back bent. Though the seasons were marked out with gentle undulations of rain and tide, still they passed, and they changed him.

When he had first struggled onto the beach, soaked and fatigued to the limits of his abilities, he had been young. How time had expanded! Each of those early days had been a marathon of starvation and survival, a relentless triathlon of scavenging, scraping, and settling. To survive a week had seemed a miracle. The passing of two was a hurdle overcome. A month was a milestone worthy of a day of rest. If he had known how short a month was, he would have surrendered to despair. He had eked out a lifetime, and now it seemed too short.

On this beach he had spent long nights in terrible agitation. On this beach he had wept for corpses of the men he used to be. He had been a writer in the civilized word, enchanted by language and sure of its efficacy; convinced of his special dispensation of imagination; praised by friend and stranger; confident of his power to change lives.

His book, labored over, had drowned, though he had lived.

Writer—that was the first corpse buried in the sand. More than once he had tried to find a way to revive the decaying body. When shelter needed his hand, he turned instead to berries and bark and stone. His whole destiny in life was to write. It had been his vocation and calling.

Gone. Unimportant. Superfluous.

And so he wept in the night.

The second corpse he buried was Husband. Held close to the chest, it kept the warmth of life for quite a while. Love outlived pride, and hope of rescue kept the Husband’s heart beating for a long, long time. One day, he realized he could no longer recall his wife’s face clearly. That corpse he buried weeping for his own loss. Later, he learned to weep for hers.

Days passed, years passed, before the third and final corpse lay in the sand. He had widowed his wife of six years. They had not yet begun a family. This occurred to him and filled him with desolation. None to call his own. None to love as his flesh and blood. None to carry on after him. Slow and unexpected, the death of Father was a bitter blow that hung over him like a fog that only slowly dissipated.

And what was left of him? Nothing. Only Man.

He survived. He took small comforts, engaged daily beauties, suffered hardship, ate and drank, slept and worked the land. He did what was necessary; when he had leisure, he enjoyed what he could. He had almost forgotten his name.

He sat on the beach, his feet in the wet sand, sinking, sinking, slowly into the earth. He spoke to God. Man still had that. It was all he needed.

Another corpse would lie upon the beach soon, and he would be forgotten by all mankind. A month’s growth and rain would destroy all his work here. A few artifacts might survive a number of years. But would anyone ever find it?

He had stopped asking such questions. Alone with the God he had hardly known when he meant to change the world, the question lost its power.

He stood, a bit unwillingly, to begin the day’s work.